Long story short – for a few days last week I was unwittingly subverting the Chinese Government. Somehow my private proxy server was discovered and published. I may get into that story more later, but for now all you need to know is that I decided to ask around a few cheap hosting sites to see if I could run a small ad-supported proxy site. This particular host shows up when Googling proxy hosting, but a couple of support tickets later it turns out that they don’t actually allow proxy hosting. I let them know about the Google ad and got this enthusiastic sales pitch:
Thanks for your notification.
If you like to host your sites, xxxxxxxxxxxx might be one of your choices. Let us know if you need more help. Thanks.
Now, I don’t know about YOU, but as for ME – I really like to host my sites. It brings me much more happiness than when I was burning them onto a CD and trying to fling them into open car windows as I drove to work. (readership tanked in winter and return visitors were hard to come by if the CD happened to peg them in the face).
So we’ve established that I like to host my sites, the Tech follows with the time-tested hard sell technique of telling me their product is soooo great it just might make it onto my list of choices. It might be time to rewrite the script here folks!
Happy New Year Everyone! Have you had any similar bad sales pitches?