Google Adsense Knows, Taunts Me

I thought Google wasn't supposed to be evil?

I thought Google wasn't supposed to be evil...

In an attempt to drive me mad, Google has been posting adsense ads for both Krispy Kreme Doughnuts and for Pedometers to my site. This juxtaposition of doughy temptation and a capitalistic encouragement of my weight loss attempts is the height of evil! Google knows that it can appeal to either side of my nature, and either way my willpower goes, still profit (or maybe they just want me to walk to Krispy Kreme).

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Krispy Kreme vs. Dunkin’ Donuts – O Showdown!

Krispy Kreme Doughnuts!

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Let me preface this post by telling you this is THE most heavily researched and thought out article that I have ever written. Untold hours of testing and deep discussion led to the creation of this list and if you disagree with it’s ultimate conclusion then I question your humanity and ability to function as a part of polite society. Are we clear on this? No half-thought off the cuff disagreeing comments (this means you too friendfeeders!) This is serious business! I don’t care if Robert Scoble, Louis Gray, Leo Laporte, or anyone else with a following all come in here and disagree with the #1 item on this list… in my eyes their credibility will have been destroyed. Ok.. the list in reverse order:

5 – Krispy Kreme Original – Good but on the bottom of the list

4 – Dunkin’ Doughnuts Original Donuts – Cake donuts win the battle of the originals1

3 – Dunkin’ Donuts Specialty Donuts (2 and 3 were almost too close to call, individual exceptions may exsist)

2 – Krispy Kreme Specialty Doughnuts – Did you try the Oreo? mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

1 – Hot Now -Original Glazed Doughnuts – Nothing is better, nothing else even comes close!

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